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WOW, Visitor Add-ons page #10 This must be catch'y To all my "Jersey" people, you will laugh when you read some of these....to
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How
you can tell
"You're
from South Jersey"
Page #10 of ? (where will it stop?)
These add-ons to the South Jersey page
are from our visitors to the site.
:-)
1. You know you're from South Jersey if, you played jailbreak as a kid and it was a matter of life and death as to whether you won (even tho no one ever really won)
2. if you know you have to get lost first to find the echelon mall. this information doesnt seem to bother you.
3. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have actually found maple lake.
4. You know you're from South Jersey if, you hold sacred the left lane, and
harass any other drivers who misuse it.
5. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know rt. 55 is the road to everywhere and nowhere all at once.
6. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know nobody really shops at the shore mall, they just use it for ticketmaster.
7. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know sweetwater casino is really just a dump on the water.
8. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have made out at maple lake.
9. You know you're from South Jersey if, you refuse to believe Philadelphia is a "real" city. Its just an oversized ghetto, really.
10. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have worked at, or know someone who has worked at the silver coin diner in hammonton.
11. You know you're from South Jersey if, you think traffic signals are merely a suggestion, but if a shoobie doesnt follow them, he is automatically an imbecile.
12. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know nothing survives on the black horse pike except farm and garden markets between the hamilton mall and turnersville
13. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know that the FAA owns half of the land by the white horse pike, and get seriously frustrated when you cant cut over to the black horse pike until absecon.
14. You know you're from South Jersey if, you felt riots were necessary when the toll became 50 cents from the meager 35 on the expressway.
15. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have refused to buy EZ pass, just because there is a "back way" to every location in south jersey.
16. You know you're from South Jersey if, you cant find a better explaination than "the greatest store in the world" to describe wawa, and dont feel comparing it to 7-11 does it ANY justice.
17. You know you're from South Jersey if, your town has plenty of gardeners markets, and a volunteer fire squad, but lacks its own post office (however towns like newtonville have their own... curious...)
18. You know you're from South Jersey if, you will take an unpaved 'shortcut' just to avoid turning around and joining shoobie traffic
19. You know you're from South Jersey if, you got upset when they started tearing down the old dilapidated bar on the black horse pike because "ITS A LANDMARK," although it hasnt been in use for a few decades.
20. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can pronounce Delsea Dr. correctly.
21. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know which stores, companies, pizza shops, and construction businesses are mob fronts.
22. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have a friend named Jessie, Stacey, or Tracey.
23. You know you're from South Jersey if, you only use an ATM at WaWa where there's no fee.
24. You know you're from South Jersey if, the only place for subs is Bud Tierney's in Olivet.
25. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what's in scrapple and still claim to like it.
26. You know you're from South Jersey if, to get anywhere you start out by going straight up Buck Road.
27. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know tomato gravy and chow chow and plank shad
28. You know you're from South Jersey if, your out of state boyfriend is viewed with deep suspicion - 30 years and 3 kids later
29. You know you're from South Jersey if, they're not talking about stars when somebody sends you by way of Five Points or Six Points
30. You know you're from South Jersey if, you took tomatoes to Campbell's in Camden with your Dad in the pickup
31. You know you're from South Jersey if, the coming home ritual is pizza from Nick's in Elmer
32. You know you're from South Jersey if, you didn't need a bridge to cross the Delaware.
33. You know you're from South Jersey if, nobody understands why you left Palatine to get a job and live in a city
34. You know you're from South Jersey if, asking directions in a crowd will get you 5 different routings and a loud argument
35. You know you're from South Jersey if, Arthur P. Shalick was your mom's friend not a high school
36. You know you're from South Jersey if, in highschool, all of your friends either worked at the local grocery store or at Wawa
37. You know you're from South Jersey if, You go "down the shore" not "to the beach"
38. You know you're from South Jersey if, Jughandles and traffic circles make complete sense
39. You know you're from South Jersey if, You don't know how to pump your own gas
40. You know you're from South Jersey if, When you visit another part of the country, you make sure you tell people you are from SOUTH Jersey
41. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what a "devil dog" is.
42. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever tried to go fishing and had to walk past countless no trespassing signers.
43. You know you're from South Jersey if, you used to go out drinking and came home reeking of bon fire
44. You know you're from South Jersey if, "Whiz" is a something you put on fries, not something you do in the bathroom.
45. You know you're from South Jersey if, you pronounce tomatoes, To-mats!
46. You know you're from South Jersey if, you went to the midnight skate at the Franklinville Skating Rink
47. You know you're from South Jersey if, You know how far away something is by counting mile markers.
48. You know you're from South Jersey if, You cant understand why you can ONLY get off exit 6 on the parkway going south bound and on the parkway going north bound.
49. You know you're from South Jersey if, You ever wondered why they took so dam long to pave rt.47 in RioGrande.
50. You know you're from South Jersey if, You ever went to a house party at 19th and Atlantic in N.WildWood.
51. You know you're from South Jersey if, You call WildWood ChildWood.
52. You know you're from South Jersey if, You will actualy step foor in the delaware bay.
53. You know you're from South Jersey if, You thing the Villas is the getto.
54. You know you're from South Jersey if, You have been pulled over by a state trooper who was hiding behind a bush on the parkway.
55. You know you're from South Jersey if, When you go to court you ALWAYS plead not guilty even if you are.
56. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know where to go to see the "atco ghost"
57. You know you're from South Jersey if, you hav ever scared out of staters by pretending to BE the atco ghost
58. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know where the real pet cemetery is on Aloe Street in Galloway Twp.
59. You know you're from South Jersey if, You did a weekend canoe trip at Hawkins bridge during Three Mile Island mishap.
60. You know you're from South Jersey if, your science teacher bums a cigarette from you when your a freshman.
61. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know poor man parkway.
62. You know you're from South Jersey if, your school had a lake day.
63. You know you're from South Jersey if, the parkway cops would drag race you on the little stretch of dead end road next to the mullica river right off the parkway before casino's.
64. You know you're from South Jersey if, you could drink at the Rum Point Pub at seventeen. before Trump Marina was even a thought!
65. You know you're from South Jersey if, in big snow storms the Brigantine bridge would close and the kids from holly sprite would have to walk across the bridge.
66. You know you're from South Jersey if, your recess from school was an hour before closing you went ice skating till the end of school.
67. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know seven bridges road.
68. You know you're from South Jersey if, the temperature in December fluctuates from 60 and sunny to 20 and raining daily ... everyday!
69. You know you're from South Jersey if, when someone asks where you are from, you answer "just outside of philly"
70. You know you're from South Jersey if, you drive really fast over the 3 humps on RT 42.
71. You know you're from South Jersey if, You don't go to the McDonalds in Mt Ephraim because you something else will just happen to it.
72. You know you're from South Jersey if, You know where all the Flyers and Eagles players live.
73. You know you're from South Jersey if, You never do two thing sin the same town at once.
74. You know you're from South Jersey if, The true South Jerseyians are from Burlington County, Camden County and Glouceseter County. Which is really more like West Jersey. But to us it is South Jersey.
75. You know you're from South Jersey if, Your closest friends come from Atlantic County, Camden County, Burlington County, Cape May County, Gloucester County, Cumberland County and Salem County and you think nothing on it.
76. You know you're from South Jersey if, You hate when anyone from out of state is driving on 295, 42, 55, NJTP, ACE or GSP.
77. You know you're from South Jersey if, You argued with someone that said they were from "central jersey" and told them that doesn't exist.
78. You know you're from South Jersey if, You dirve down a street and it goes from over populated to farms to over populated to pine barrens and back to over populated.
79. You know you're from South Jersey if, You goto the balck horse diner; but you call it the Mt Ephraim dner.
80. You know you're from South Jersey if, You argued over where south jersey begins and thought it was awesome when they did it on The Daily SHow.
81. You know you're from South Jersey if, You are always driving wether it is to college or to work.
82. You know you're from South Jersey if, You have driven the quaker bridge dirt long enough to fin quaker bridge in Atsion.
83. You know you're from South Jersey if, seven eleven slurpies are considered mixables for vodka…GLASSBORO ROCKS
83. You know you're from South Jersey if, you remember places like 2'z's bar, somerdale bar, mickey's bar, jack's tavern, white latern, foleys bar and on down the white horse pike to rocky's
84. You know you're from South Jersey if, you used to go to the "All Night Skate" at Deptford Skating Rink and thought you were cool.
85. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have a gas pump in your front yard.
86. You know you're from South Jersey if, you expect everyone else to know what "shoebees, bennys, ceder water and hoagies" are, and you get annoyed when you have to explain it.
87. You know you're from South Jersey if, you ever stole the purple dinosaur at malaga park
88. You know you're from South Jersey if, you went to delsea and the girls were referred to as delsea dykes
89. You know you're from South Jersey if, you went to williamstown high school and thought youre football team could beat delsea's
90. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what Berlin Park was used for after dark
91. You know you're from South Jersey if, you used to go to Tony's motel & bar after a night at Atlantic City race track for steamed clams & beer
92. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know how to get from Hill Top to Hi Nella to Ashland to Osage to Kresson with out taking the main roads
93. You know you're from South Jersey if, you stopped going to Deptford Skating Rink and started going to Skater's Choice because that's where the really cool kids were.
94. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what Damaro's perk's and Calhoun's were in Pine hill
95. You know you're from South Jersey if, out of towners are more afraid of Jersey girls then they are of Jersey guys!
96. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have something involving "jersey" tattooed on you.
97. You know you're from South Jersey if, you're white and all you listen to is rap and hip-hop
98. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've had your prom at the sheritton AC
99. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've had your wedding reception in a firehall
100 .You know you're from South Jersey if, you are conviced you will go insane if someone says "Watch the Tramcar please" one more time
101. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know that there are only 2 ways in and out of brigantine and if it floods, you're sh** outta luck...unless you have a boat of course
102. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can correctly pronounce Absecon
103. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have seen the house that has a hubcap mountain out front
104. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've eaten at white house
105. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've seen people use boats in the middle of the streets during a flood
106. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know the secret to why the bread is so good (it's in the wooder)
107. You know you're from South Jersey if, you just KNOW that Kate and Al's at Columbus Sale is better than Pete's, or vice versa
108. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've bought Pete's Pizza from the truck on Hornberger Avenue
109. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know Columbus Farmers Market is REALLY Columbus Sale
110. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have a bottle of Take A Boost in your fridge
111. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know a rowhouse is a rowhouse-- not a townhouse
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