|
WOW, Visitor Add-ons page #11 This must be catch'y To all my "Jersey" people, you will laugh when you read some of these....to
my
|
| Back to Page # 1 |
| Back to Page # 2 |
| Back to Page # 3 |
| Back to Page # 4 |
| Back to Page # 5 |
| Back to Page # 6 |
| Back to Page # 7 |
| Back to Page # 9 |
| On to Page # 10 |
| On to Page #11 |
| On to Page #12 |
How
you can tell
"You're
from South Jersey"
Page #11 of ? (where will it stop?)
These add-ons to the South Jersey page
are from our visitors to the site.
:-)
1.You know you're from South Jersey if, you can trust hookers and drug dealers more than your congressman.
2. You know you're from South Jersey if, instead of a grocery store, you prefer running to WAWA
3. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know to get the heck outta camden after 6
4. You know you're from South Jersey if, actually...camden county, burlington county and any other place up there is NOT south jersey.
5. You know you're from South Jersey if, every sunday, you went on rides to vineland and cumberland county
6. You know you're from South Jersey if, You've said once in your life 'it smells like philadelphia in here'.
7. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know the 3 definitions of a shoobie and can't stand any of them.
8. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know shoobies will never learn the meaning of YIELD
9. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can successfully drive around a circle
10. You know you're from South Jersey if, speaking of circles..you've noticed there's always a diner near one.
11. You know you're from South Jersey if, you would never in your life consider ANYTHING--new gretna & above south jersey.
12. You know you're from South Jersey if, the diner was your high school hangout..if you're not in high school yet--it will be
13. You know you're from South Jersey if, you participated in the polar bear plunge in ocean city
14. You know you're from South Jersey if,you said what the hell's the difference between wildwood crest and wildwood??
15. You know you're from South Jersey if, it's called JIMMIES..not sprinkles.
16. You know you're from South Jersey if, only philly people say hoagies...we say SUBS
17. You know you're from South Jersey if, you think the best Philly Cheesesteaks are in south jersey.
18. You know you're from South Jersey if, Mack 'n' Manco's is the best pizza in the world.
19. You know you're from South Jersey if, you're proud to have a route (rt. 9) going through your town that goes all the way to Canada.
20. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've visited the mummer's parade on new years day.
21. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've wondered why all the new jersey celebrities are ALL from NORTH JERSEY.
22. You know you're from South Jersey if, you watched the news, you always wondered why your school never had off on snow days when it got way more snow than philly.
23. You know you're from South Jersey if, you think the best recent thing that happened to us was the opening of the Borgata.
24. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've noticed how opinionated the Press of Atlantic City writers are.
25. You know you're from South Jersey if, Donald Trump is so annoying to you and you only like his casinos.
26. You know you're from South Jersey if, you laughed at people who brought 5 bags of towels and such to the beach....and there were only 2 people carrying them.
27. You know you're from South Jersey if, being an ocean city lifeguard is your dream job.
28. You know you're from South Jersey if, Anyone who wears a lifeguard sweatshirt from south jersey who isnt a lifeguard is just plain strange.
29. You know you're from South Jersey if, When you were in California, you wished someone would ask you where you were from to show off your state.
30. You know you're from South Jersey if, you wounder where the hell's the T in water...we all know it's really a D
31. You know you're from South Jersey if, you say why does north jersey get all the credit...no matter what..celebrities..sports teams..etc. etc.
32. You know you're from South Jersey if, you wounder how dare the NJ devils hockey team form north jersye take our prized devil...which is FROM south jersey.
33. You know you're from South Jersey if, You think going to Long Beach Island is a huge trip.
34. You know you're from South Jersey if, 102.7 is the best modern rock station on the east coast!
35. You know you're from South Jersey if, all your friends consist of asian people..and they all rock.
36. You know you're from South Jersey if, you wounder why are south and north jersey still....the same state....
37. You know you're from South Jersey if, NBC10 has the BEST coverage of south jersey..and they're the only one's who've mentioned Somers Point!!
38. You know you're from South Jersey if, you're going to New York City...you have to stay for like..a week.
39. You know you're from South Jersey if, you go out surfing every day..winter or summer .
40. You know you're from South Jersey if, the best surfing in ocean city is from 1st street to 7th street.
41. You know you're from South Jersey if, the best wildwood surfing is definately on 10th street.
42. You know you're from South Jersey if, we SO invented the boardwalk.
43. You know you're from South Jersey if, we've got the best damn fudge on this side of the atlantic ocean.
44. You know you're from South Jersey if, there's a HUGE difference in beach quality from anywhere between LBI & asbury park than from cape may to brigantine.
45. You know you're from South Jersey if, any other diner isn't a diner unless it's from south jersey.
46. You know you're from South Jersey if, you heard we were voting to make North Jersey a part of new york and keep south jersey a state, you'd run to the polls.
47. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've counted the number of titty bars on the black horse pike.
48. You know you're from South Jersey if, produce isn't produce if it's not from a farmer's market in hammonton.
49. You know you're from South Jersey if, no matter where you've been, south jersey is the best place in the whole state (unless you've been to hawaii)
50. You know you're from South Jersey if, no matter what anyone says, south jersey's thebest place in the WHOLE united states
51. You know you're from South Jersey if, anyone from another state or 20 miles from the Jersey Shore are considered Shoobies!
52. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what NO DOGS BALLPLAYING means.
53. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can't stand driving in Philly
54. You know you're from South Jersey if, saying you live in Wahington Township could mean that you live anywhere.
55. You know you're from South Jersey if, you begged your Mom to buy carmel corn coming out of GEX.
56. You know you're from South Jersey if, it was a sad day when you heard Chief Halftown died
57. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know the original panzarotti comes from Franco's and you take orders before going there
58. You know you're from South Jersey if, you still love Bon Jovi!!
59. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can get to the Jersey Shore by traveling on sand roads, only. (It's fun!)
60. You know you're from South Jersey if, after Easter those farmers fields start smelling ripe and you Mom tells you its good for the lungs
61. You know you're from South Jersey if, to real south jersians, it's the BEACH...not the shore!
62. You know you're from South Jersey if, its not morning till you go to sleep and wake up or the sun comes up
63. You know you're from South Jersey if, your school, which was built only a few years ago, is already so overcrowded that they need to build a new one.
64. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can tell the difference between Cal. Corn and Jerszy sweet corn
65. You know you're from South Jersey if, if you know the route number of every NJ transit bus that goes to the Deptford, Cherry Hill, Moorestown and Echelon malls
66. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've been INSIDE the walter rand transportation center more than 5 times.
67. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've bought one of those fake ass louis vuitton purses from the stands on broadway in camden
68. You know you're from South Jersey if, people sleeping on park benches seems normal to you
69. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've actually been to batstow
70. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've actually went swimming in atsion lake
71. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've heard about the "pineys", or the "atison ghost", and really went driving on the Wharton tract looking for either
72. You know you're from South Jersey if, your highschool put on the best musicals around, end of story.
73. You know you're from South Jersey if, you read through this list and can name which ones don't apply in your town
74. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what chicken pot pie is, and that it's not served in a slice
75. You know you're from South Jersey if, you hope it never gets touristy out by the bay
76. You know you're from South Jersey if, you actually like the smell of lowtide
77. You know you're from South Jersey if, people talk about "the O.C." (the television show) you get confused because you think they mean Ocean City.
78. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can get in for free at at least four different movie theatres
79. You know you're from South Jersey if, you think shorts with writing on the ass is slutty, but you want the ones that say "Beach Bum" or "Jersey Girl" anyway
80. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know Mac and Manco's is where it's at.
81. You know you're from South Jersey if, you get excited when you think you've seen a dolphin.
82. You know you're from South Jersey if, by the end of a day at the beach you feel like you know the people "set up" next to you
83. You know you're from South Jersey if, frozen meatballs are only ok when the school cafeteria makes them.
84. You know you're from South Jersey if, there's a 99 percent chance you're moving to Philly after highschool/ college
85. You know you're from South Jersey if, you frown upon 24 hour diners that are not "dirty enough".
86. You know you're from South Jersey if, you grow things in your back yard
87. You know you're from South Jersey if, you don't pronounce "T", or in some cases "L"... for example, "foot" is "fuh-" and "salad" is "sauw-ih-"
88. You know you're from South Jersey if, the further south you are, the more skeptical you become of most of the stuff on these lists.
89. You know you're from South Jersey if, you hosted your own radio show and the only people who called in were from South Millville
90. You know you're from South Jersey if, you still have sand up your asscrack.
91. You know you're from South Jersey if, you rode your bike around the block and through alleyways growing up
92. You know you're from South Jersey if, you spend a lot of time pickin at your toes
93. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know the exact point where your old neighborhood starts turning into "the ghetto"
94. You know you're from South Jersey if, you are really good at DDR, or know someone who is.
95. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what "indian dirt" is, and it always gets on your socks somehow
96. You know you're from South Jersey if, your favorite summertime meal is corn and tomatos.
97. You know you're from South Jersey if, you gag at tomatos that aren't Jersey
98. You know you're from South Jersey if, you wear white socks, you will not wear any other color, and you don't see the problem with it.
99. You know you're from South Jersey if, you grew up in Pine Hill buy lived in the Dell
100. You know you're from South Jersey if you can remember the Brigantine Castle before it burned down
101. You know you're from South Jersey if, you refer to peolple from Millville as Millbillies.
102. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've been Cowtown rodeo and thought I could do that.
103. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know that Gaetano's is the only decent easily-accessible cheesesteak place around, and Angelo's is a close second.
104. You know you're from South Jersey if, You've driven out to the Pines to find the place they filmed the Soprano's episode.
105. You know you're from South Jersey if, You think of '93 when someone mentions a major blizzard.
106. You know you're from South Jersey if, You know the location of that single KFC in the heart of Camden
107. You know you're from South Jersey if, You give directions using a farm or school as focus points.
108. You know you're from South Jersey if, a pretzel bought at a red light is sometimes lunch
109. You know you're from South Jersey if, you say crik, instead of creek
110. You know you're from South Jersey if, the only way you would attend a wine tasteing event is if a new flavor of mad dog was included
111. You know you're from South Jersey if, you said, you had a good time at Eddie's palm garden eating crabs and drinking beer
???. You know you're from South Jersey if, put yours here
Can you think of some more?
E-mail your's to the site, it may be added
to the list.
addition@elktownship.com
Back to Page #1 * Back to Page #2 * Back to Page #3 * Back to Page #4
Back to Page #5 * Back to page #6 * Back to Page # 7
Back to Page # 9 * Go to Page # 10 * Go to Page # 11 * Go to Page # 12
Elk
Township Home Page | Elk Township History | News
| Events | Patrons | Important Phone
Numbers
Elk Statistics | Schools | Churches
Fire
Companys | Meetings | Birth Announcements |
Post-it Notes | Mythology Page | Contest
Page | Elk Classifieds
View Our Guest Book
| Add Your Name | Kids Zone | Women
on the Web | Mens Links | General Links
On
Site Home & Business Pages | diskworks.com Site Map | Elk
Find (Search Engine) | Elk Location Maps
Copyright © 1996-2006, elktownship.com
All Rights Reserved.