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WOW, Visitor Add-ons page #8 This must be catch'y To all my "Jersey" people, you will laugh when you read some of these....to
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How
you can tell
"You're
from South Jersey"
Page #8 of ? (where will it stop?)
These add-ons to the South Jersey page
are from our visitors to the site.
:-)
1. You know you are from South Jersey if, you heard of voorhees and know where it is.
2. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know which township police to watch out for and which doesn't do anything when you speed.
3. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know voorhees use to be know as kirkwood.
4. You know you're from South Jersey if, you had a birthday party at Xhilarama
5. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've sung on a rope swing in the woods at least once in your life.
6. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know where eddie and the cruisers were filmed and point out the spots to everyone you know
7. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've been to 2 or more festivals named after some kind of fruit (strawberry, apple, blueberry, lima bean)
8. You know you're from South Jersey if, you get angered over the shoebie pennsylvania drivers while coming back from wildwood
9. You know you're from South Jersey if, you try to avoid wildwood at all costs
10. You know you're from South Jersey if, you're astounded when a friend that moves tells you theres not a wawa nor CVS withen a 10 mile radius of them
11. You know you're from South Jersey if, going to New York is a huge trip but Philly is someplace to go when your bored.
12. You know you're from South Jersey if, you go to pennsylvania or delaware to buy things
13. You know you're from South Jersey if, you pronounce drink-a-toast "takeaboost"
14. You know you're from South Jersey if, you had no idea what outoftowners meant when they said "rotary" or "fried dough"
15. You know you're from South Jersey if, your suprised when people dont know what a jug handle is
16. You know you're from South Jersey if, you find the best stuff at Columbus sale and can spend all day there.
17. You know you're from South Jersey if, you think amish people are amazing
18. You know you're from South Jersey if, you make chit chat with the amish in reading terminal and columbus sale
19. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can name 20 diners withen a 10 mile radius.
20. You know you're in South Jersey when you are surrounded by bald ageing men in fancy convertibles trying to recapture their youth.
21. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what the kitchen sink was, at the cowtail bar.
22. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know who vern was at the clementon pool hall and knew anyone under 18 was thrown out after 10 pm
23. You know you're from South Jersey if, people remember you sitting on the steps next to petes cigar store.
24. You know you're from South Jersey if, you and everyone else were thrown out of the auction at the berlin farmers market because of eating ,waiting or sitting instead of bidding.
25. You know you're from South Jersey if, your Jersey accent gives you away & tells where you are from.
26. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know at least 5 people who work at a prison.
27. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know where Bruce Willis' childhood home is & where his father's home is now
28. You know you're from South Jersey if, at any given time, you are within spitting distance of a multi colored
honda civic with ground effects and a glued on wing.
29. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know where at least 12 housing developments are.
30. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever been confused by soil that isn't at least 80 percent sand.
31. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever spent the day visitng abandoned mental institutions with your friends.
32. You know you're from South Jersey if, you made love at the Star Lite, or tried to and got kicked out cause it was raining.
33. You know you're from South Jersey if, you remember Pix Anne and Sally Star
34. You know you're from South Jersey if, you ever left the river when the cops came and just went to another place on the river until the cops came, then went back to the first place again.... all night long.
35. You know you're from South Jersey if, you walked 2 miles to the Village Tavern and hoped for a ride home at 2 am.
36. You know you're from South Jersey if, you tipped the bartender with something other than money.
37. You know you're from South Jersey if, you enjoyed the smell of deisel in your local stream.
38. You know you're from South Jersey if, you remember Fran Dans, Rita's, and The Triangle in Westville.
39. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what a fudgie wudgie is.
40. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know the "Phily" diner has nothing to do with "Philly", its because its on the Black Horse Pike.
41. You know you're from South Jersey if, you went to Triton High School even know Highland High School was much more closer.
42. You know you're from South Jersey if, you live in 08021 and your mailing address is not the town you live in.
43. You know you're from South Jersey if, you remember when Glouster Township Day used to be fun.
44. You know you're from South Jersey if, you remember Playing Jailbreak, NOT Manhunt.
45. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've referred to Veterans Park as the "Tire Park"
46. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know to give plenty of room to a slow driving vehicle with Pennsylvania tags, and you know that the driver is NOT an old lady from Pennsylvania.
47. You know you're from South Jersey if, you refused to go to your own County College, but went to a neighboring county's college instead because it seemed more prestigious.
48. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what a "Cricker" is and you either are one, used to be one, or wish you could be one.
49. You know you're from South Jersey if, what days Cowtown is open is concidered common knowledge.
50. You know you're from South Jersey if, "Nursery" does not mean a place with little kids and "Nursery men" is a common term.
51. You know you're from South Jersey if, turning left on a major road always means first turning right and then waiting at a light, and this seems perfectly natural.
52. You know you're from South Jersey if, you realize that nearly all traffic rules are really just suggestions.
53. You know you're from South Jersey if, you would drop everything you were doing and run to the voting polls right now if you heard we were voting to make North and South Jersey separate states.
54. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know it can be -10 degrees and 70 degrees in January in the same year.
55. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can name three people you know who have hit a deer with their car in the last 6 months.
56. You know you're from South Jersey if, shore Traffic affects your daily routine even though you live an hour from the shore.
57. You know you're from South Jersey if, you think Trenton is North Jersey
58. You know you're from South Jersey if, you are bewildered by outsiders who complain about it being dark at night.
59. You know you're from South Jersey if, at some time you have said (with some pride), "Well, actually, we live SOUTH of the Mason Dixon Line."
60. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can differentiate between greenheads, strawberry flies, and mosquitoes by the feeling of their bite.
61. You know you're from South Jersey if, you were deeply saddened when street signs started being installed near your home.
62. You know you're from South Jersey if, you're confused when a bank in another state informs you that theyre not open on the weekend (you know at least 5 commerce banks within 10 minutes of your house that are open 7 days a week).
63. You know you're from South Jersey if, you get annoyed when out of staters say "new york, newjersey, same thing" and assume you root for the yankees.
64. You know you're from South Jersey if, instead of saying "i used the atm", "i tapped mac"
65. You know you're from South Jersey if, you're going to be driving out of state you fill up at the last gas station on the border before leaving nj and try to get back to jersey at all costs before running out of gas just so you dont have to pump your own (cuz how do you do that anyway?)
66. You know you're from South Jersey if, you remember hanging out at collegetown in Glassboro and getting chased out by the cops and ending up in Burger Kings parking lot.
67. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know everyone use to go to Delwood Skating Rink.
68. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have an Aunt Dolly.
69. You know you're from South Jersey if, you worry about snappers biteing while swiming in the crick.
70. You know you're from South Jersey if, your township won't let you have a faar, but you burn trash in your yard anyway.
71. You know you're from South Jersey if, someone in your family is known for their snapper soup.
72. You know you're from South Jersey if, you hate haveing to pump your own gas while out of state.
73. You know you're from South Jersey if, you buy your lottery tickets in North Jersey cause you think Trenton rigged it that way.
74. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever gotten a warning from a Game Warden.
75. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can't rightly see why we arent a seperate state.
76. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever hitched a ride back from the shore while drunk.
77. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know its finally summer becasue you can smell the pig farms.
78. You know you're from South Jersey if, quality time with your gram involved driving to delaware to get her cartons of newports, or pall-malls.
79. You know you're from South Jersey if, half the kids you went to high school with were your cousins.
80. You know you're from South Jersey if, youve ever been to wheaton village.
81. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know that 55 was built on indian burial grounds.
82. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever met up with friends at a wawa parking lot.
83. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have relatives in south philly.
84. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have friends that own a pizza shop.
85. You know you're from South Jersey if, you remember caldor.
86. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever had a slush puppy from heritages.
87. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever been lost in camden.
88. You know you're from South Jersey if, you ever had a leech.
89. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've dropped off/picked up one of your parents at a bar.
90. You know you're from South Jersey if, you are an eye-talian (italian).
91. You know you're from South Jersey if, its not water ice, its italian ice!
92. You know you're from South Jersey if, when you first meet someone and ask them where they are from they reply "Jersey city" or "nutley" and you reply "oh my god me to! what street?"
93. You know you're from South Jersey if, you knew georgie nueman Tommy mead or Kenny Barbour but could never tell them apart
94. You know you're from South Jersey if, every day growing up there was always an adventure that others can not believe
95. You know you're from South Jersey if, while out of the South Jersey/Philly area, nobody knows what you are talking about when you say water ice.
96. You know you're from South Jersey if, while out of the South Jersey/Philly area, you get rediculously excited when you see Tastykakes in a convienent store...and the people around have no idea why.
97. You know you're from South Jersey if, YOU KNOW WHERE THE FIRST DRIVE IN MOVIE WAS
LOCATED AND YOU WERE TAKEN THERE BY YOUR PARENTS
98. You know you're from South Jersey if, YOU KNOW WHERE THE FIRST DOG RACING TRACK WAS
LOCATED?
99. You know you're from South Jersey if, YOU HAD DINNER AT THE HOF BRAU AND WATCHED
THE COMMERCIAL AIRPLANES LAND AND TAKE OFF
100. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you know that driving through Marlton is the same as being in hell.
101. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you go to the Mt. Caramel Festival every year.
102. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you go to the Mt. Caramel Festival every year AND go to the procession on July 16th to pin money to statues.
103. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you know that the Parkway has intersections with redlights.
104. You know you'er from South Jersey if, on the road is "onna roead". Over there is "Oeaver dare".
105. You know you'er from South Jersey if, the lack of knowledge the rest of this country has about Jersey culture sickens you.(it's not New Joisey....)
106. You know you'er from South Jersey if, a hoagie is a "hoaegie", gas is "gaes", home is "hoeam", phone is "phoeane" etc.
107. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you know what numbered routes comprise the Black Horse and White Horse Pikes.
108. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you know that Tasytkakes are infinitely superior to Hostess and Drake's snack cakes.
109. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you know how to drive in a traffic circle
110. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you know your from south jersey if you were served liquor under aged at the old jule& eds in clementon
111. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you still call them go-aheads instead of flip flops
??. You know you're from South Jersey if, put yours here
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