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WOW, Visitor Add-ons page #9 This must be catch'y To all my "Jersey" people, you will laugh when you read some of these....to
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How
you can tell
"You're
from South Jersey"
Page #9 of ? (where will it stop?)
These add-ons to the South Jersey page
are from our visitors to the site.
:-)
1. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you know that Palace Diner was originally called Pallas Diner.
2.You know you'er from South Jersey if, you've camped in the woods off of 206 and gotten drunk.
3. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you know that Inferrera's Market's homemade italian sausage is the best around for miles.
4. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you frequent the Old White Horse Pike.
5. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you hit a deer right by Pic's and when you drove by a half hour later it was gone.
6. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you became really excited when they built the Super Wawa on 73, even though there's 5 other Wawa's within 5 minutes.
7. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you go to Wawa so often that you call it "the wa".
8. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you don't know that in every other state, people get their liscenses when they're 16.
9. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you knew who all the undercover cops were in your highschool.
10. You know you'er from South Jersey if, the Expressway divides your town in half.
11. You know you'er from South Jersey if, the only things to do are the movies, bowling, the diner, or the shore.
12. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you have at least one giant Renault winery bottle in your town.
13. You know you'er from South Jersey if, everyone you know has had Confirmation but never goes to church.
14. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you know only a handful of people who have traveled beyond the tri-state area.
15. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you see all of your teachers after school at the Applebee's bar.
16. You know you'er from South Jersey if, after seeing a movie at the Ritz, you hang out at Tunes and then play Scrabble at Coffeeworks.
17. You know you'er from South Jersey if, going "pretty far away" to school means your college is in Philly.
18. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you and your friends sit in your car outside the liquor store until a migrant worker agrees to buy for you.
19. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you hide in the woods when the cops break up a party.
20. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you aren't confused when you enter lindenwold, go through berlin, and then enter lindenwold again on your way to the speedline.
21. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you or at least 5 of your friends "scrunch" your hair.
22. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you remember when the kids from the Early November were in a band called Black Market Children, and you know that the original name was Plainview.
23. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you have sold seashells on the beach and actually made a profit
24. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you know the Garden State Parkway is slower on the North side in the morning.
25. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you know all of the bars close at 2 a.m
26. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you don't know what a metrosexual is.
27. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you still use rave and aqua net hair spray.
28. You know you'er from South Jersey if, there's no bus stops.
29. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you decorate your house with a lighthouse theme.
30. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you rent cops for the summer.
31. You know you'er from South Jersey if, no one knows where Chesilhurst is so you just say its near atco
32. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you can't believe stars been to the atco diner to film jersey girl.
33. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you call the Berlin farms Market the Mart
34. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you can't say zoo right
35. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you hate the winslow township schools name and think they should name it back to Edgewood aka the "wood"
36. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you use your"blinker" instead of your turn signal.
37. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you put your clothes away in the "draw" instead of a "drawer".
38. You know you'er from South Jersey if, yellow means speed up
39. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you know where the Franklinville skating ring is.
40. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you have made out under the "little dock" at Almonesson Lake
41. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you have danced in the pavilion at Sunset Beach
42. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you have danced at Starlight Ballroom on Wildwood boardwalk.
43. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you chant E-A-G-L-E-S everywhere you go.
44. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you know what boost is, and live off it
45. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you think that people who go slower then 75 in the passing lane are jackasses and give them dirty looks as you pass
46. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you think that you are the only person that knows how to drive correctly
47. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you have every been to eith creamy achers or jersey devil's haunted woods durring halloween
48. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you knoe the story of the jersey devil n constantly resite it durring halloween to scare the little kids.
49. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you can't get over stupid stuff.
50. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you put on South Pole and Vans in the same outfit.
51. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you know how to party.
52. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you try to be like someone your not.
53. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you drive around looking for something to do.
54. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you try to make you're car look like a GT of some sort and it's not.
55. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you date at least one of your friends boyfriends
56. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you can't not buy an Auntie Anne's pretzel from the Mall everytime you go.
57. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you actually follow the law. . . in some senses.
58. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you're the one tailgating another driver.
59. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you can actually find fudd lacrosse.
60. You know you'er from South Jersey if, you know to stay out of Seabrook because the cops won't even go there by them selves.
61. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can buy live crabs in front of pretty much any liquor store you see.
62. You know you're from South Jersey if, you hate the blue jays especially joe carter
63. You know you're from South Jersey if, you go to porkeys billiards in deptford because hotshots is too crowded
64. You know you're from South Jersey if, you party at rowan or rutgers camden because you have at least 2 best freinds in both
65. You know you're from South Jersey if, you ever went clothes line shopping at 3 am
66. You know you're from South Jersey if, you ever owned a Shamrock Cafe T-shirt
67. You know you're from South Jersey if, you stay in the right lane to make a left turn
68. You know you're from South Jersey if, you rode the jolly mixer in Clementon park
69. You know you're from South Jersey if, you remember nickel day at Clementon park
70. You know you're from South Jersey if, as a kid, you grow up thinking the state capitol is either Philly or Harrisburg
71. You know you're from South Jersey if, the horse with no tail on the White Horse Pike in Lawnside was a childhood landmark.
72. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know he Keg on The Black Horse Pike In West Collingswood Heights
73. You know you're from South Jersey if, someone asked you'd be hard pressed to name someone who actually works in New Jersey.
74. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have ever gone bahaing back by the head's house and know the story of it.
75. You know you're from South Jersey if, your family grows up and marries and all live in the same town and never moves away
76. You know you're from South Jersey if, you think anything north of Trenton as another state and wouldn’t be caught dead there
77. You know you're from South Jersey if, you knew all the people in your town on a first name basis
78. You know you're from South Jersey if, you took a trip on the River Route just for the ride to Trenton or Camden.
79. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know want The Lakes are.
80. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know to stay out of the lakes at night.
81. You know you're from South Jersey if, if your town has more cop cars than cops.
82. You know you're from South Jersey if, youve ever gone to wawa at midnight only for
slushys.
83. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know who "Silver Man" is on the AC boardwalk, and its a privledge to see him.
84. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know that by giving "Silver Man" a dollar, he will give you a loli.
85. You know you're from South Jersey if, when you ate at Zaberer's they loaned you a green sport jacket and maroon tie to keep up the standards
86. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can slam dunk 35 cents into a toll basket doing 60 miles an hour and still hit it every time.
87. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know where "Hammington" is.
88. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can drive down the White Horse Pike, non-stop, from Audubon to Egg Harbor, cause you can time the lights.
89. You know you're from South Jersey if, you hum along with the "notes" when you drive over a drawbridge
90. You know you're from South Jersey if, "Shitchyeahhh!" is an affirmitive response to a question.
91. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what "elvers" are, and where to catch em
92. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know where Apple Pie Hill, Ongs Hat, Mount Misery, Hogs Wallow and Double Trouble is.
93. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what Baklava is, and where they sell it.
94. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know wawa isn’t a convenience store, it’s a way of life.
95. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know no one will ever beat Willingboro in football. EVER.
96. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know it’s the Burlington CENTER, and not a mall.
97. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know the name of the town in which route 38 ends.
98. You know you're from South Jersey if, Half of your high school goes to BCC, MCC, CCC, or Rutgers.
99. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know where Hollybrook, the Prince, Royal, Red Lion, and Plum Tree are, and know what they are.
100. You know you're from South Jersey if, the addition of a wal-mart was a blessing.
101. You know you're from South Jersey if, you got to wawa when depressed or bored.
102. You know you're from South Jersey if, you p*ssed outside a bar even though the bathroom is 10 ft away
103. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know the real new years day mummers parade is the drunk after-parade down 2 street.
104. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what it takes to get a new years day mummer's beads.
105. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have seen out of staters go the wrong way around a circle or atleast attempted to
106. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've sat in your car for more that 15mins waiting for someone to pump your gas in PA
107. You know you're from South Jersey if, you refuse to put money in a parking meter down the shore
108. You know you're from South Jersey if, your cell phone is needed for eating, sleeping, driving, digesting, and breathing
109. You know you're from South Jersey if, you get invited to a party but still ahve to pay $5 for a cup
110. You know you're from South Jersey if, you played in the sewer drains or a busted fire hydrant when it was hot
111. You know you're from South Jersey if, you child hood days consited of wiffle ball
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